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true life: my boyfriend is 40 with a beard longer than his face and he takes me to the same resturant everyday and i cant even enjoy myself anymore

(via shannonsayys)

I hate it when people:

marsisabear:

• Fish for compliments.
• Are 0 jean size, and tall, and think they’re fat.
• Are mouth breathers.
• Chew with their mouths open, no I don’t like seee~ food.
• Attract negative attention to themselves on purpose.
• Are insane fangirls.
• Think they are listening, but are really just waiting for their chance to talk about themselves.
• Try to tell me how great this school is, sorry but it actually sucks.
• Stutter. Omg, spit it out, please.
• Think they’re hot shit.
• Don’t understand the value of money.
• Get everything in their lives handed to them.
• Freak out over 400$ dresses.
• Don’t like me for no reason.

~Things I hate.

marsisabear:

• The smell of crayons.
• The color purple.
• Middle parts.
• Sleeping with socks.
• Messy handwriting.
• Spitting.
• Warm drinking water.
• Sammichs.
• Shower curtains.

Not pessimism.

magicspells:

I have this weird feeling that the internet is going to crash soon and we will all be bored and stranded from all of our online friends. This feeling seriously wont go away. Every time a page doesn’t load I’m always like *OH THIS IS IT, THE DOWNFALL OF THE INTERNET*